Post by mitch176 on Jul 29, 2010 12:12:56 GMT -6
"I came to Play" soudns throughout the arena and "The Awesome One", The Miz, walks out slowly onto the stage. He swings the microphone around in his hand as he glares his familiar cocky smile.
He makes his way down the entrance ramp, stopping every so often to go to shake hands with fans, only to pull his hand away at the last second.
He finally reaches the ring as the chorus of boos starts to be heard through the loud sounds of his theme song. The Miz grasps the top rope and pulls himself up into the ring and he strides into the centre.
The Miz tilts his head slightly to look around at all the fans in the arena, before lifting the microphone to his mouth.
The Miz: Good god, look at you all. *He screws up his face to mock the fans* You all look like you've just fallen from heaven and landed straight on your faces.
Not to worry anyway because you look better than half the guys in the back, I mean that guy I'm supposed to be facing in the first round of the World Title Tournament, what's his name?..... Shane Helms thats it! I mean he has the face of a badger that's just been run over by a 4x4. *The crowd boo loudly* Oh no don't you boo me! He even knows how messed up his face is, he covered it up for the majority of his career!
Can't you remember? "Watch out there's a Hurricane coming through!", it's more like "Watch out, there's a tramp coming through!".
But you see I have to admit that Shane has some impressive features, yeah he was a great cruiserweight champion and yeah he was impressive about 7 years ago. But he never was even within the same league as the people competing for the World title! And that's why I'm going to beat the living crap outta him when I meet him in the first round of the tournament.
After I have beaten Shane into the ASW history books, I will then move onto the second round, beat my opponent in that one, who I'm praying to god will be Curryman so that I can beat some sense into the man/beast thing.
And after that I will walk through the opposition and win the WORLD title. And that's the truth, because I'M THE MIZ AND I'M AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: To be continued by anyone who wishes